Regular Clients

Please ask about discount codes.

Hours & Contact Info

Monday - Friday 8.30am-10pm.
Saturdays 9am-4pm

Sundays 10am-3pm

Appointments outside usual hours for existing clients.
Based in the UK

Landline - 01793 297 447

International Callers: +44 1793 297 447
Mobile - Quinn: 07435 272 210
Email - quinn @

Ways to Communicate

Most of our work is done over the phone or in person; if you would rather type using Skype, Facebook messenger or similar, we can arrange this for you. 

For Short Notice Appointments

Please call either 01793 297 447 or 07435 272 210, we'll do what we can to meet your requirements. Short notice to us means within half an hour.


Ready To Book?

When using the booking system to the left, you will be prompted to enter your payment information to secure your appointment time. If you haven't worked with us before and you're unsure how long to have or which session to have, you can give us a call and we can talk about your needs. For all other services available here at Absurdist Arts, you can find the payment link on the page of the service you require.


Cancellations & Refunds

We appreciate that life happens and if you need to cancel or re-book we will be happy to oblige. 

If you do not contact us before your session is due to start we will not refund your payment.


Paying for Extra Minutes

Extra Minutes